妙语连珠：环球小姐论男性器官

Miss Universe s last Question ? ? 环球小姐最后一题 ? ???Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ? ? 问：美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ???Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. ? ? 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 ? ???Question: How can you say so? ? ? 问：为什么呢？ ? ???Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman…….. ? ? 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立…… ? ? (Applause! Applause!) ? ? (鼓掌、鼓掌) ——————————————————————– ? ???Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ? ? 问：西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ???Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) ? ? 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 ? ? Question: How can you say so? ? ? 问：为什么呢？ ? ? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. ? ?西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 ? ? Applause! Applause!) ? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌) ——————————————————————- ? ?Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ? ?问：菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. ? ?菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 ? ? Question: How can you say so? ? ?问：为什么呢？ ? ? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. ? ?菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 ? ?(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) ? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————- ? ?Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? ? ?问：伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ? Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. ? ?伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 ? ?Question: How can you say so? ? ?问：为什么呢？ ? ?Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. ? ?伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 ? ?(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!) ? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————– ? ?Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ? ?问：印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ?Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. ? ?印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 ? ?Question: How can you say so? ? ?问：为什么呢？ ? ?Ms India: Because it works day and night…… ? ?印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 ? ?(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) ? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————– ? ?Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ? ?问：马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ?Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. ? ?马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 ? ? Question: How can you say so? ? ?问：为什么呢？ ? ?Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. ? ?马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 ? ?(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) ? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————- ? ?Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? ? ?问：新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ?Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). ? ?新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 ? ?Question: How can you say so? ? ?问：为什么呢？ ? ? s Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. ? ?新加坡小姐：总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。 ? ?Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! ? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ——————————————————————– ? ?Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ? ?问：中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ? ?Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. ? ?中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 ? ?Question: How can you say so? ? ?问：为什么呢？ ? ?Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes…….. ? ?中国小姐：虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……